How to wash your cat (safe method):
Step 1: Buy new cat.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:35,
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I've had my cat for 22 years now and have never washed her once.
She's also rather agoraphobic and refuses to leave the house. I'm surprised she doesn't stink worse than she does. She does piss and shit all over the house though. CaC
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:41,
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She stinks.
You're used to it. Everyone who visits your abode is not, but are too polite to tell you.
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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I can smell it from here.
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JamTallons, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:37,
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