
1 get a cat harness
2 try and fit cat to cat harness
3 attend trauma room with multiple lacerations to arms face and neck
4 swear at the cat a bit
5 with a blanket heldd in both hands attempt to drape the blanket over the cat so as to soothe them with darkness
6 attend a&e after tripping on loose end of blanket and falling face first in to the coffee table loosing three front teeth in the process.
7 finaly with the cat wrapped in your arms survey the wreckedge of what was your home and buy a dog instead
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)