A favourite from Don Quixote:
"By this time the beverage began to work to some purpose, and the poor
squire discharged so swiftly and copiously at both ends that neither
the rush mat on which he had thrown himself nor the blanket with which
he covered himself were fit for anything afterwards."
(
maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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