religion = ?
/genuinelycurious blog
*posted before watching link - will do* - did do it's down there somewhere *points down*
still curious...
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 22:46,
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He's a Mormon.
It's basically the 19th century version of Scientology.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 22:54,
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so he's
just like tom cruise? cool! (mustn't think of beach volley ball, mustn't think of beach volley ball)
USA! USA! USA!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 23:00,
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If by "just like" you mean "fucking mental just like", then sure.
Edit: Gimme a few, trying to find a link about the "gold plate book" their founder claimed to have found...
Edit2: Can't find anything that wasn't written by Mormons or other Christians picking holes in Mormonism, apart from Wikipedia (...yeah, I know...).
Basically some guy called Joseph Smith claims he's been given a book made of gold plates written in some sort of Egyptian, by an angel. He translates it and gives it back. Voila! A religion based on a book some guy's written, allegedly inspired by heavenly beings, with zero proof of the story but-it-really-happened-please-join-my-church-where's-your-wallet?
Sound familiar?
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 23:15,
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hey! merkins!
i've found this book! it's shiny! ishiny!
send MANY dollars to: me!
we can beat this! we can win! am i doing it right yet?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 23:55,
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You seem to have the theory down, yes.
Now you just need to write some bullshit up, get it printed, and start shouting loudly about it.
Preferably on TV.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 0:03,
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THROW MONEY AT ARTEFUS>
Quick, form a superpac now that has no regulation.... (excuse me i cannot spell, did i at least get your name right? it doesn't matter money will be going your way soon, thanks to the power of the INTERNETSX which Al Gore invented you know)
:D
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 0:05,
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ARTEFUS for the win!
donate now! your LIVELIHOOD depends on it!
have i won yet?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 0:17,
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everyone! do this. can't guarantee that anyone but me will be funnelled money... but give it 4 years.
$40 million dollars. and we have a platform.
are you willing to change your name? it is all good. :D
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 0:49,
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