I like the:
'After breakfast...I opened a beer' Those crazy Eastern kids.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:08,
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The 'breakfast" was probably Vodka.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:04,
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