He won't mind.
Just have a whole birthday cake to yourself, drink a couple of bottles of wine and spew it all up on the carpet (filming it all in portrait).
Then send him the video. Apology will be accepted, I'm sure.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:57,
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