And now all the staff have Coronavirus.
Grateful customer treats supermarket staff to chocolate bars
Staff at an Inverness supermarket have been treated to bars of chocolate by a grateful customer.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 18:04, Reply)
And what exactly are the staff meant to do with them?
When I did supermarket work, out on the floor we would face the occasional random "okay, empty your pockets right now" with two managers present. If you had stock, cash or a mobile on you it was instant dismissal.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 18:17, Reply)
Shove it up your arse.
You'll get the unique thrill of shoving something up your arse, and then when it melts you can just claim to have diarrhoea.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 19:19, Reply)
Are we talking a dairy milk
or the full 200g Galaxy*, sideways?
*allegedly chocolate
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Mar 2020, 22:58,
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yorkie bar, otherwise it would be gay
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 4:09,
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reminds me of an old joke. A British brigadier was visiting the troops in the Sudan.
"Tell, me Sergeant-Major, what do the men do here for diversion, being no women at the fort"
"Well sir, Lance Corporal Ponsonby over there likes to fuck camels"
"Camels, do you say? Male or female camels, Sergeant-Major?"
"Oh, female camels, sir. Nothing queer about Ponsonby"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 9:23,
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