There once was a fashionable feline,
Who across a catwalk made a beeline,
To an elaborate skirt,
Upon which she did squirt,
The most malodorous pussy cat urine.
(, Sun 5 May 2019, 17:06, Reply)
There was a cat from Marrakesh
Who thought she was a little bit spesh
across the walk she did trot
did a squirt to make a blot
on a dress most exquisitely oh fuck this what am i on abot
(, Sun 5 May 2019, 19:03, Reply)