Dating tips from nature...
Sperm gardens, spit snacks and bogey daggers
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 12 Dec 2021, 8:47,
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I tried making a spunky nest one time
But my Mum cleaned it all up with bleach and grounded me.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 12 Dec 2021, 10:22,
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Confining you to your room for that seems like it would be counterproductive.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 12 Dec 2021, 12:19,
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Inspiring.
If I keep myself sufficiently hydrated, I should be able to produce enough splooge between now and next Halloween to assemble a Papier-mâché Savile mask out of semen and old Kay's catalogue pages! How's about that, then?!
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