Half-ton woman
Best line in the story? "My stomach has always been flat"
O_o
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:54, Reply)
"In 2003 Renee was left bedridden after a drunk driver smashed into her car crushing her left leg."
Not much left of the drunk driver, I wouldn't imagine.
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:58,
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"There are times when I have to force myself to eat because I know it's been a while since I've eaten something."
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"shit i could swear that it's been over 5 minutes since my last box of ice-cream....*om nom nom*"
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:03,
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hahah
"At times, I'd get scared my flat stomach would actually become concave. So I'd eat a car."
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:07,
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"a huge heart attack"
it would hardly have been anything other than huge, really...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:30,
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"The operation was a success and within two weeks Renee had lost four stone."
That's like throwing a deck chair off the titanic..
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:47,
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At least she'll be nice and thin by now
Of course she wont have a face either, but she'll have lost the weight. How deperate were they for news that they felt they needed to cover some random person that died last year though
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Furness, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 17:15,
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wheres richard simmons when you need him?
morbidly obese by 12, and reckons she always had a flat stomach? hmm :)
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:40, Reply)