"It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife"
(zacherynuk@echo off, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:33,
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'Its raining soup and I have only a fork'...
(RBFesquireI shit badgers for breakfast, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:45,
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My friend told me I didn't understand irony
Which was ironic as we were standing by a bus stop at the time.
(Crap Little MonkeyDeathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 0:23,
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A mate wanted me to explain irony
So I broke his nose with a bottle of No More Tears shampoo.