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This is a link post Live global map of all terrorist attacks.
To take your mind off brexit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of those don't count: it's only terrorism if it happens in a nice country.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post and perpetrated by brown skinned men who may or may not subscribe to the teachings of the Islamic faith

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The IRA and UDF have converted?
Strange days indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to hear your definition of nice

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping someone would bite, and have given this some thought.
I'm going with Western Europe (the geographical land mass, not the evil political entity that is the EU) most of Eastern Europe that borders Western Europe, definitely not Turkey though, with their porous border with Syria. North America, but not Mexico obviously because the narcos are loco. Australia, even though they're gobby, New Zealand and Japan. Yeah, I think that's it. Iceland counts as Western Europe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
^ Hasn't been to Gibraltar
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong with Gibraltar?
Best of all the tax havens!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't, no. I'm told it's full of chavs.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post S'all right. My boss lives there, have to visit every couple of months.
It's a bit like britain in the sun, only with more Spanish speakers, monkeys and Jews. There's also dog shit everywhere.

Booze is cheap though and there is no VAT on anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds delightful. Sign me up for a time share.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope you got deep pockets, property prices are sky high there.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, but that's the beauty of a time share.
You sound like a savvy chap. I've got an amazing investment opportunity just for you. It is NOT a pyramid scheme. Gaz me for more info.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's a plain ponzi.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comprehensive
But I might include honourable mentions for Columbia, South Korea, Israel, Tunisia, Russia.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post South Korea was a regrettable omission.
Although Israel is the only civilised liberal democracy in the Middle East, they do have, ahem, their problems. Colombia? I'm told kidnapping and murder are banal quotidian events in Bogota.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're turning it around
Only half decent government in South America, headed by a Nobel-winning all-round good guy. May not qualify for your top tier quite yet, I admit.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woweeee a Nobel Prize winner?
It's not like they ever get dished out to undeserving cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obama? Who?

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cordell Hull, Henry Kissinger, the bloke who invented the lobotomy, Yasser Arar
fat, do you remember when the EU won the peace prize? Hasn't stopped the terrorism has it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comprehensive
But I might include an honourable mention for Malala, who contributed to world peace by getting shot in the head by Islamists and then reading things written by her father about how Islam is a religion of peace.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post The reason she was targeted was
because some BBC World Service moron thought it would be a good idea to give her a regular slot as an advocate for women's education and failed to take into account her safety in a region where some people are more than a little opposed to this terrible liberal Western idea. Still she's left that uncivilised shithole and brought her religion of peace with her and is now greatly contributing to the vibrancy and diversity of this country.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair to the BBC when she was doing her blog with them she used a pseudonym.
It was the NYT that did a documentary putting her into the limelight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Noun: nice [nIs]
A biscuit that fails to deliver on the promise written on it
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is only 2017, not all terrorist attacks.
And I am offended that the website uses the word "Niger" so carelessly.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:30, , Reply)