The usual Daily Mail front page generator thing.
Make potentially libellous things about people, much like what the DM does all the time.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)
If you can't think of a headline
Daily Mail-o-matic can help - www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Could Channel 4 Molest Your Family?
Quite.
I went for GRIFFIN OUT - Admits he's GAY and quite likes a bit of foreign. Unfortunately the picture of Griffin took up too much space.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)