What did the Vikings really eat?
They made onion soup and fed it to individuals who had been stabbed in the stomach with a sword
If the wound smelled oniony, that was a sign that the person couldn’t be saved.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 9:51,
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"Tyra didn't want any wild celery, she expected more from her husband."
So the Vikings were early subscribers to Take A Break magazine then?
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 10:51,
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