Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
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When I worked in the bookies some filthy cretin came in and proceeded to have a scrape out in the bogs right as we were trying to close.A bloke from my old local once confessed that he once followed through and rectified the situation by taking his shitty undies off and poking them into a hole in the bog wall and resuming his pint.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:56,
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