Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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SublimeThe line "...the fart erupted from my overstretched arsehole like Concorde breaking the sound barrier..." is a thing of literary beauty.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:59, 1 reply)
Dostoyevsky couldn't have written a finer line(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:03,
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Dostoyevsky wouldn't have used any line-breaks.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 11:09,
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