Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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Trap 3I was at an event some years ago in a leisure centre. The public toilets in the leisure centre were shared between us and the normal users of the gym facilities.
Early on the Saturday morning one of our co-exhibitors wandered over to us, a little befuddled and pale faced and said, roughly - avoid trap three in the bogs.
Over the course of the day trap three became a place of wonder, astonishment and repugnance, something between the Grand Canyon and the Elephant Man.
The pan contained the biggest turd I've ever seen in my life. This isn't a fisherman's tale - it was like a bent oak branch, maybe 18x10" or thereabouts. There were no cleaners on duty and the monster turd remained throughout the day, as a monument to...
It's not really funny but it continues the theme.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:03,
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