Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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I don't think it's happened since we moved into the areaI only found out by chance when I was chatting to my neighbour about her garden; she'd cut a load of big thorny branches off her pyracantha and she said that rather than putting them in the green waste bin, she was going to attach them to her fence to dissuade him from visiting. That was how we found out the full story.
That said, I did once find a poo down the bottom of our garden but that was when next door's dog had got through the gate so at the time I assumed it was his, rather than evidence of any foul play.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:16,
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