Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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The only shit thing here is the storyI've lurked on here for fucking yonks, but to begin with I thought I'd better hold off registering until I had a copy of Photoshop so I could make The Next Big Thing.
Time passed, and I witnessed Hulk Hogan destroying the Twin Towers and the Navy SEAL's lucky escape from the Frisco Bay shark, hoping one day to wow the b3ta family with my skills.
Then one day, I finally had enough money to buy Photoshop. I installed the software, opened it up, and learned pretty rapidly that I was about as good at using it as my mum is at riding a skateboard...
Never mind, I thought, practice makes perfect. Except several years down the line, I've resigned myself to the fact that it doesn't. 10,000 hours to be an expert, my arse!
So imagine my delight in discovering an Image Challenge that didn't even require me to use Photoshop. And my delight turned to near ecstacy when I spotted that I could used the QOTW to tell my hilarious tale of b3ta redemption.
But I hadn't reckoned on Newbie Twunting Tuesday!
So now my brilliant 25x25 quilt design idea has been done by someone else before I can post it. At least twice. And far, far better on both counts.
Makes my story pretty lame too...
*Gets coat*
(, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:24, 7 replies)
This is why you should read the FAQ(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jun 2015, 12:33,
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delete your account and kill yourself(, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 18:25, closed)
OKPM me your Skype name and I'll call you when everything's ready.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 19:01, closed)
Bloody hell we still have newbies?(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 23 Jun 2015, 19:19,
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Welcome, New Person.I hope you're quite good because most of the quite good people have left.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 20:32, closed)
I'm still here m8(, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 20:36, closed)
Funny you should mention that...Remember weebl?
I'm not even close to being a million miles away from him... :(
(, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:24, closed)
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