
"A girl who used to work for me believed that saveloys are made from fish because 'you get them from the fish shop'." Says Richard Mcbeef. He goes on to say "I was getting on for 40 before I became aware that medical doctors don't all have doctorates."
Tell us about your own embarrassing ignorance or that of others.
( , Thu 4 Feb 2016, 8:36)
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Muffin on one side, crumpet on the other. I'm looking for investors
( , Mon 29 Feb 2016, 10:04, 9 replies)

Muffin on one side, Indian musical term meaning each of the six basic musical modes which express different moods in certain characteristic progressions, with more emphasis placed on some notes than others on the other.
I'm looking for investors
( , Mon 29 Feb 2016, 11:17, closed)

Your mum on one side, pussy on the other. No more investors, please, I don't think she could take it.
( , Mon 29 Feb 2016, 13:45, closed)

Fannies you can stroke in front of the telly while watching Bake Off
( , Mon 29 Feb 2016, 14:12, closed)

Muff on one side, cock on the other. Hermaphrodites basically, that way we can all impregnate ourselves and do away with this whole silly sexual intercourse business.
( , Mon 29 Feb 2016, 18:48, closed)

Crumpet one side, doughnut the other side with a gap between them in which to rest your scrotum
( , Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:26, closed)
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