Lies Your Parents Told You IIAll parents lie to their kids. How did your parents lie to you. Perhaps you yourself are a parent and lie to your children, tell us about that too.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:24)
« Go Back
pearoast - not mineMorning farts
I'm in the habit of doing loud farts after getting out of bed in the morning (Mudskipperess doesn't appreciate dutch oven pranks). A few days ago, I rattled out a particularly euphonious effort while making Daughter #2 (aged 6) her breakfast. "That disgusting, daddy" she said (she has a slight speech impediment).
I promptly blamed the budgie.
Far from finding that funny, Daughter got angrier. "No, it you! You do fart! Stop lying!!"
I responded by doing another fart.
"STOP IIIIIT"
I blamed the budgie again, and to compound the hilarity I wafted the smell over the Daughter and the caged bird.
"WASN'T HIM!!! IT WAS YOOOUUUU!!! STOP IIIITTT!"
By this time, Daughter is close to tears.
What's a loving father to do?
If you're me, a final, hideously rancid fart, this time while wordlessly pointing an accusing finger at the budgie.
It took a few minutes to regain my daughter's love after all this.
(mudskipper, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:24, More)
(
insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:47,
3 replies)
that story made me howl with laughter...and at the same time a pressure fart was released
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 20:42, closed)
You may be too far gone to remember this story when your daughter is choosing your nursing home. But she won't forget.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 1:50, closed)
« Go Back