Parents"They fuck you up, your mum and dad" said Philip Larkin. Did he have a point? Perhaps yours are merely horrendously embarrassing? Or are you yourself that embarrassing or terrible parent? No tedious McCannery or nonce strikethroughs please, ffs.
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Trolling your own child is one of the few remaining pleasures in life.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 22:43,
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As far as I can see it's one of the few perks of having children.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 16:07,
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Watching their reaction as you write the stupid, self-obsorbed pricks out of your will is another high point.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 15:00,
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If they haven't managed to pack you off to dignitas before you had chance to change your will they clearly don't deserve it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 12:55,
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