Parsimony
Hullo tapirs, guffs Richard McBeef off the internet. One of my brother's friends once cycled from one side of London to the other to get some free lightbulbs from a condemned building, a 6-hour round trip. Tell us about the meanest, stingiest penny-pinching you've witnessed.
( , Wed 9 Mar 2016, 9:58)
Hullo tapirs, guffs Richard McBeef off the internet. One of my brother's friends once cycled from one side of London to the other to get some free lightbulbs from a condemned building, a 6-hour round trip. Tell us about the meanest, stingiest penny-pinching you've witnessed.
( , Wed 9 Mar 2016, 9:58)
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I got dragged out to Camden when I was
about 20 by an ex-girlfriend. I'm not very good at London because I'm a joyless stick in the mud with the soul of a 70 year old tax accountant, I usually deal with it by getting completely hammered.
This time (against my better judgement) I also took some ecstasy, in the line going in to the electric ballroom. By the time I got in I didn't know what was going on, serious confusion and hallucinations.
I vaguely remember this unhappy, pink dreadlocked and heavily made up girl trying to tell me something about a band called MCR. But her words were slurring together and try as I might, I couldn't understand what the words meant.
That's my story of Parse emo 'n E.
( , Sun 13 Mar 2016, 9:00, 7 replies)
about 20 by an ex-girlfriend. I'm not very good at London because I'm a joyless stick in the mud with the soul of a 70 year old tax accountant, I usually deal with it by getting completely hammered.
This time (against my better judgement) I also took some ecstasy, in the line going in to the electric ballroom. By the time I got in I didn't know what was going on, serious confusion and hallucinations.
I vaguely remember this unhappy, pink dreadlocked and heavily made up girl trying to tell me something about a band called MCR. But her words were slurring together and try as I might, I couldn't understand what the words meant.
That's my story of Parse emo 'n E.
( , Sun 13 Mar 2016, 9:00, 7 replies)
this is the shittest thing I have ever read
I don't even understand the punchline, it's that retarded.
( , Sun 13 Mar 2016, 20:34, closed)
I don't even understand the punchline, it's that retarded.
( , Sun 13 Mar 2016, 20:34, closed)
Shit pun notwithstanding,
why would your ex-girlfriend take you to Camden?
( , Mon 14 Mar 2016, 9:46, closed)
why would your ex-girlfriend take you to Camden?
( , Mon 14 Mar 2016, 9:46, closed)
The entire story was a tissue of lies,
concocted to allow the laboured pun payoff. I can only apologise.
( , Mon 14 Mar 2016, 12:18, closed)
concocted to allow the laboured pun payoff. I can only apologise.
( , Mon 14 Mar 2016, 12:18, closed)
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