ParsimonyHullo tapirs, guffs Richard McBeef off the internet. One of my brother's friends once cycled from one side of London to the other to get some free lightbulbs from a condemned building, a 6-hour round trip. Tell us about the meanest, stingiest penny-pinching you've witnessed.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2016, 9:58)
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I got dragged out to Camden when I wasabout 20 by an ex-girlfriend. I'm not very good at London because I'm a joyless stick in the mud with the soul of a 70 year old tax accountant, I usually deal with it by getting completely hammered.
This time (against my better judgement) I also took some ecstasy, in the line going in to the electric ballroom. By the time I got in I didn't know what was going on, serious confusion and hallucinations.
I vaguely remember this unhappy, pink dreadlocked and heavily made up girl trying to tell me something about a band called MCR. But her words were slurring together and try as I might, I couldn't understand what the words meant.
That's my story of Parse emo 'n E.
(, Sun 13 Mar 2016, 9:00, 7 replies)
set yourself on fire (, Sun 13 Mar 2016, 10:20, closed)
Sadface(, Sun 13 Mar 2016, 20:28, closed)
this is the shittest thing I have ever readI don't even understand the punchline, it's that retarded.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 13 Mar 2016, 20:34,
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Shit pun notwithstanding,why would your ex-girlfriend take you to Camden?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Mar 2016, 9:46,
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The entire story was a tissue of lies, concocted to allow the laboured pun payoff. I can only apologise.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2016, 12:18, closed)
No!I feel such a fool...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Mar 2016, 13:24,
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