Stories of unsurpassed brillianceThis "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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my friend is quite academic but totally lacking in any form of common sense, as such people often arewe were about 15 and wanted desperately to sneak in to see an 18 rated film.
all the make-up in the world won't help you to look older when your dimwit friend asks the cashier for "2 halves please."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 10:16,
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I bet you weremortified.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2016, 20:17, closed)
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