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This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses

"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.

"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.

"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"

"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.

Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*

That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""

(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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mate of mine
we were both more than a bit stoned and had the munchies.
"i'm going the chippy," my mate said, "do you want anything?"
"just get me a couple of chicken wings" i replied.
ten minutes later, my friend arrived back.
"that was quick," i said, "did you get my wings?"
"no," she replied, "they had none, so i got you a packet of chicken walker's. they're just the same, right?"
no. no they are not.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2016, 17:20, 2 replies)
Lol you've reminded me of getting stoned down the park and sending people packing up to the corner shop.
Apparently rolos are the logical substitution to chocolate milk.

He got normal milk for the lad who asked for coke, ffs.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2016, 19:06, closed)
this is the same friend who we sent to the off licence for an ee by gum bar and a packet of ovary eggs
(, Mon 28 Nov 2016, 15:55, closed)

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