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This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses

"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.

"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.

"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"

"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.

Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*

That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""

(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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Metro Man
one of the headlines in monday's metro was about there being a suicide in jails every 3 days. a young couple got on the bus and the bloke picked up a copy and started to read it. his partner saw the headline and exclaimed "oh, that's just stupid! how can you have a suicide every 3 days? you can only commit suicide once!"
(, Wed 30 Nov 2016, 15:56, 7 replies)
ha, nice

(, Wed 30 Nov 2016, 16:24, closed)
I assisted in two.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2016, 23:42, closed)
i've not assisted in any
it's just that my ex boyfriends seem to die.....
(, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 16:41, closed)
Is that jail or prison?
(Sorry to be pedantic)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 19:02, closed)
prison, iirc

(, Fri 2 Dec 2016, 16:49, closed)
Thanks, I can look it up now.
Then tell nobody about it.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2016, 20:34, closed)

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