Stories of unsurpassed brillianceThis "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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Metro Manone of the headlines in monday's metro was about there being a suicide in jails every 3 days. a young couple got on the bus and the bloke picked up a copy and started to read it. his partner saw the headline and exclaimed "oh, that's just stupid! how can you have a suicide every 3 days? you can only commit suicide once!"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Nov 2016, 15:56,
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Well...I assisted in two.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2016, 23:42, closed)
i've not assisted in anyit's just that my ex boyfriends seem to die.....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 16:41,
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Is that jail or prison?(Sorry to be pedantic)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 19:02, closed)
Thanks, I can look it up now. Then tell nobody about it.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2016, 20:34, closed)
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