Stories of unsurpassed brillianceThis "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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one late wintry december afternoon, about 15 years ago now, a friend and i were trying decide where we should all go for drinks on NYEwe were in a pub at the time, and wondering if they were making any sort of special effort. so my friend says to the barman (think the spotty pizza dude from the simpsons):
"hi, just wondering what you are doing on new year's eve?"
a panicked flush galloped up his frantically swallowing throat and merged all his spots into one giant red spot.
"working, sorry," he stammered, and ran away. rejected!
oh and the same friend once rang a club to ask what sort of night it was, as someone thought it might be 80's night. the conversation went like this:
her - "hi, just wondering what night it is tonight?"
them - "Saturday, love."
her - "thanks very much," - and hangs up.
twat.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 11:43,
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Howmortifying
(, Thu 22 Dec 2016, 19:20, closed)
yeahI don't think that word means what you think it means.
now piss off and die in your fire like a good little internet weirdo.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:10,
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Hello sweetie! (, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 19:15, closed)
And a very MerryChristmas too XXXXXXXXX
(, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 20:31, closed)
would've helped if your friend just asked clearer questionsthey reasonably answered what she asked
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 18:43,
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