The Little Things'Hullo chaps', bellows Richard McBeef, of 'the internet' fame. My boss has managed to make 'shown' into a two syllable word and it drives me round the fucking bend. Tell us about the little things that people around you do, which annoy you for more than they rationally should. Vent your spleen.
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Once I shared a tram carriage with a guy and his can of Diet Coke.His method of enjoying his beverage was as follows:
1. Suck a mouthful of Diet Coke furiously through his teeth, making sure to take in at least twice as much air as Diet Coke every time.
2. Swish it around his mouth like sugar-laden, fizzy mouthwash.
3. Gargle incredibly loudly for at least four seconds before swallowing.
4. Remain cheerfully oblivious to the entire rest of the carriage staring at him in mocking hilarity.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 16:48,
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