The Little Things'Hullo chaps', bellows Richard McBeef, of 'the internet' fame. My boss has managed to make 'shown' into a two syllable word and it drives me round the fucking bend. Tell us about the little things that people around you do, which annoy you for more than they rationally should. Vent your spleen.
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In a Camden bar toilet, years ago, a horribly drunk guy sidled up to me at the pissersand labouriously tried to tell me an off-colour joke that I'd heard before and wasn't all that funny anyway. It was really awkward as I tried to finish without getting his piss on my shoes and the whole thing put me in mind of Ricky Gervais's cringey-style comedy in The Office, which was popular at the time. Having managed to get away after delivering a half-hearted and thoroughly unconvincing laugh at the punchline that he still managed to get wrong, I turned around to be see that the next man in line for the urinals was Stephen Merchant, co-writer of cringey comedy The Office, who was quietly giggling to himself having clearly found the whole incident hilarious.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 8:19,
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Perhaps he was laughing at your balloon hat?(, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 10:22, closed)
Strikethrough knot(, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:20, closed)
I used to know a guy from Newfoundlandwho would drop his pants and trousers to his ankles while pissing and no-one ever tried to strike up a conversation with him
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 Mar 2016, 9:23,
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