ALL cyclists
are cunts. CUNTS. They don't pay road tax, or have insurance, they ride through red lights, ride ILLEGALLY on the pavements, weave in and out of traffic, and NEVER USE the cycle lanes provided for them by the hard working tax paying motorist.

They are childish pricks who have never grown out of going out and playing on their silly little toys and now expect everyone else to pay up and jump through hoops just to accommodate their puerile little hobby.

They wear ridiculous dayglo lycra pants, silly plastic hats, and cycling team T-shirts in the mistaken belief that they are in the Tour de fucking France.

They are selfish, self-righteous, arrogant assholes who mistakenly think that by choosing a 'green' form of transport, they are 'saving the planet.' But the manufacture of bicycles, bicycle equipment and accessories and clothing actually CAUSES climate change and global warming, so they are actually DESTROYING, not saving, the planet.

They bleat and whinge at every little criticism aimed at them and cannot admit that their shit stinks just like everyone else's.

And funding for cycling infrastructure TAKES MONEY AWAY from health and social services so the reason the NHS cannot afford cancer medicine for little Timmy or Granny IS DOWN TO CYCLISTS. THEY ARE KILLING LITTLE KIDS AND OLD PEOPLE.

Cyclists are CUNTS, VERMINOUS, ABOMINABLE CUNTS and they should all be rounded up and shot.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 16:52, 4 replies)

*rides bike*
*doesn't give a fuck*
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 29 Mar 2016, 21:36, closed)

Erm
There's no such thing as road tax, you pay vehicle tax.
(superfly78, Sat 2 Apr 2016, 21:59, closed)

GOTCHA

(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 3 Apr 2016, 12:51, closed)

Oh but
they most likely do pay "road tax" - how many cyclists don't have a car?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 20:12, closed)