Not-stalgiaWillenium tugs our sleeve and says: Tell us why the past was a bit shit. You may wish to use witty anecdotes reflecting your own personal experience.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:06)
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What are you, like, twelve or something? I can snap a CD in one hand. Try using the one you wank with, next time.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:29,
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Dunno about you, but the motion I use for wanking is nothing whatsoever like the action required to snap something in half.Perhaps you've felt the need to break many over the years so have built up strength in those muscles.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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What, you expect us to believe that you NEVER Lobster-wank?Never?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:47,
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Yellow Pages does the job, plus absorbent so more practical.Also don't want to risk lacerating my old fella on sharp plastic edges.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:00,
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Once or twice, like when I was trying to copy a CD urgently and it failed 97% of the way through the burnIt's really not that difficult. You squeeze, they fold.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:55,
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