Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Swimming poolsI'm a bit of a fitness freak and usually swim two or three times a week at my local pool.
One evening after work I was halfway through my mile when this girl got in my lane and started swimming breast stroke. Not unusual, but two things happened that made it memorable:
1) She was swimming very slowly
2) Every time she kicked her legs the gusset of her bikini bottoms shifted sideways.
I was somewhat surprised to be staring right up at her bare beaver and the difference in speed being so great I overtook at least eight times.
She did need to trim that bikini line though.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:55, Reply)
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