Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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on the busses
I was dropping a car off some way away today so had to mix it with the commoners on the bus for the return journey. I havent been on a bus for about 10 years.
I was sitting there and a girl in the early twenties with a toddler sat on the seat infront of me...I could swear the seats are closer spaced than they used to be....she was right there infront of me and she smelt lovely...and she had really soft-looking long hair...it was all I could do to stop myself running my fingers through it...and her ears looked so beautifully soft....and the bus was struggling up a long hill and vibrating lots......and I got a hard-on and it all suddenly seemed very inappropriate as I must have looked like a right perv getting his jollies on the bus.
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:59, Reply)
I was dropping a car off some way away today so had to mix it with the commoners on the bus for the return journey. I havent been on a bus for about 10 years.
I was sitting there and a girl in the early twenties with a toddler sat on the seat infront of me...I could swear the seats are closer spaced than they used to be....she was right there infront of me and she smelt lovely...and she had really soft-looking long hair...it was all I could do to stop myself running my fingers through it...and her ears looked so beautifully soft....and the bus was struggling up a long hill and vibrating lots......and I got a hard-on and it all suddenly seemed very inappropriate as I must have looked like a right perv getting his jollies on the bus.
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:59, Reply)
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