Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Job interviewWent for a job interview, where i was meeting the IT director and the senior developer. The senior developer turned out to be a stunningly gorgeous spanish lady with really nice large breasts. Lean, trim and curves in all the right places. She was wearing a low cut dress and as the interview went on would lean forward, so you could see a very nice and large cleavage.
I spent the whole interview mentally telling myself "dont look, dont look, concentrate, FUCKING HELL THEY'RE GORGEOUS, dont look, dont look, concentrate, FUCKING HELL THEY'RE GORGEOUS", repeat ad infinitum
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 16:31, Reply)
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