Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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painful and nonpainfulnonpainful:
edited a magazine for a while, got regularly stressed out, and decided after a while to treat myself to a proper massage once an issue ... lying face down was no problem but (flipped over) when the masseuse made circular rubbing motions around my lower belly i really had to think in a very focused way on non-intimate things: fish fingers for some reason ... and the one time she accidentally brushed my balls with her hand (even through underwear) i was instantly demanding "more towels" alleging that it was suddenly cold
painful:
fell off my bike inventively aged 13 and bruised my urethra (pissing blood) ... got kept in for a couple of days ... mind aimlessly wondering one morning, post-pubsecent cock in stiff state, when morning-rounds doctor wanders up with a bunch of medical students ... "what do we have here? it's ... oh..." ah, the shame ...
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