Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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One time..
At a party with my mates. Some girls who i knew a little bit, but not great friends with, were there too. Specifically two were rather arousing and i was admiring from a distance.
I decide to go and get a beer. On the way past to the kitchen one starts getting really close and biting into a chocolate bar while saying how i'm cool. Cue a semi.
Little while later the other hugs me, cue almost full arousal.
Later still they both surround me on the couch rather close, and thus cueing another 'un.
This went on all night, but they didn't notice due to their major drunkeness.
Shame their boyfriends were there though :(
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 18:43, Reply)
At a party with my mates. Some girls who i knew a little bit, but not great friends with, were there too. Specifically two were rather arousing and i was admiring from a distance.
I decide to go and get a beer. On the way past to the kitchen one starts getting really close and biting into a chocolate bar while saying how i'm cool. Cue a semi.
Little while later the other hugs me, cue almost full arousal.
Later still they both surround me on the couch rather close, and thus cueing another 'un.
This went on all night, but they didn't notice due to their major drunkeness.
Shame their boyfriends were there though :(
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 18:43, Reply)
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