Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Late one evening, slightly worse for wearI suggested to my friend that he attempt to jump from a signpost to a lamp-post. I turned round giggling at the prospect and started mumbling at someone else, not realising he would actually go and bloody try it. The fool. He did it, and to cut a long story short, split his urethra and had to be rushed to hospital. This is where it gets relevant.
This friend was subsequently diagnosed with a broken dick, reblooded as he had lost quite a bit of the red juice, and stitched up.
As all men will know, there is a phenomenen, as yet unexplained, know in scientific circles as "morning wood".
My friend found out that this is sufficient to break medical stitches.
Every bloody morning
Possibly leading to him having to stay in hospital for 10 days.
And to cap it all off, all of these minor medical matters (changing bandages, re-stitching, shaving, inserting cameras up the urethra etc.) were done by rather attractive nurses.
Ah.
He lost count of the numbers of times he had to be restitched.
Apologies for length, girth, and scars
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:46, Reply)
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