Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Public footrub, private wood.Years ago, I went to a wedding on crutches, toes poking out of a full length cast. At the reception, my bust leg had its own chair, and next to it sat the photographer, a weapons-grade MILF with a sly smile who gently stroked my protruding toes. I was glad to have an excuse to toast the happy couple while seated, I can tell you.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 23:14, Reply)
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