Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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eek!
Well, suffice to say it involved a voluptuos(sp?) blonde lady in a very attractive, tight-fitting black number with dazzling eyes, although in retrospect, that could have been because it was at a funeral...
Much awkward shifting of positions and some seriously disturbing mental-imaging later and i could once again stand to pay my last respects...
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 23:55, Reply)
Well, suffice to say it involved a voluptuos(sp?) blonde lady in a very attractive, tight-fitting black number with dazzling eyes, although in retrospect, that could have been because it was at a funeral...
Much awkward shifting of positions and some seriously disturbing mental-imaging later and i could once again stand to pay my last respects...
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 23:55, Reply)
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