Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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ah, one moreWhen queuing in a very boring check-in line at Tescos one Saturday, I notice a woman with her daughter behind us just being a little louder than normal people. So interested, and having little else in the way of entertainment, I check out the daughter, even though she must've been about 14. After about 10 seconds, it become obvious her daughter's a bit funny in the head, and she's trying to kiss everyone in the queue in a kinda spacker, not-quite-right way.
Not wanting to miss out on a potential pull, I stare at her screaming 'meeeeeeeeeee!' (in my head). Apparently, she heard that; so she turns around, set her cross-eyed focus on me through her Penfold lenses, comes right up to me and landed me one - right on the lips! "Wehay!" thinks I. "Scored!". Wait till I tell the lads!
Right after that, her mum dragged her away - clearly seeing signs of early whoredom manifesting disturbingly early and unashamedly.
The thing is, all I kept thinking about for the rest of the day was "If only she’d have kissed me down there!". From that day fourth; I now want to bang a Spacker if it’s the last thing I do.
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slippery doctore, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 0:58,
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