Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Some time ago I picked up my girlfriend to go to the pictures.We said goodbye to her mum who was sitting watching the tennis. Got there, realised I'd left my wallet in the kitchen and had to go back and pick it up. Ran in only to be stopped dead in my tracks by the vision of her mum going hell for leather, staring at the telly. Obviously, she was very close because she glanced at me briefly, continued for a minute or so, then pulled down her skirt. We have never mentioned it to each other since but I really want to ask her if it Stefan Edberg or Pete Sampras who did it for her (1992 US open finals).
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 4:48, Reply)
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