Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Oxford interview
I was convinced by my school to go to Oxford on an open day to see if I could get into the PPE course at Jesus College. When I got there, there were about 12 of us sat in the professor's office, all quite nervous and shy, and he was going around the group asking us questions that would indicate whether or not we were Oxford material. About 5 minutes in there was a knock at the door and this gorgeous young lady walked in, apologising for being late. As there were no chairs left the professor found a small stool from behind his desk and passed it to her, and she sat down opposite me. She was wearing a long skirt that split up the front and from my vantage point, I had a perfect view of her lovely lacy white knickers. I couldn't help myself but look. A few minutes later I became aware that the room had gone silent, and the reason for this was because the professor had just asked me a question. After much stammering I admitted that I had no idea what he had just asked me. Suffice to say I ended up going to the University of Leicester.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2006, 11:34, Reply)
I was convinced by my school to go to Oxford on an open day to see if I could get into the PPE course at Jesus College. When I got there, there were about 12 of us sat in the professor's office, all quite nervous and shy, and he was going around the group asking us questions that would indicate whether or not we were Oxford material. About 5 minutes in there was a knock at the door and this gorgeous young lady walked in, apologising for being late. As there were no chairs left the professor found a small stool from behind his desk and passed it to her, and she sat down opposite me. She was wearing a long skirt that split up the front and from my vantage point, I had a perfect view of her lovely lacy white knickers. I couldn't help myself but look. A few minutes later I became aware that the room had gone silent, and the reason for this was because the professor had just asked me a question. After much stammering I admitted that I had no idea what he had just asked me. Suffice to say I ended up going to the University of Leicester.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2006, 11:34, Reply)
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