Not really inappropriate
But women who get breathless whilst arguing. There's just something about the heaving bosom of an angry, angry lady that does it to me. It's not very inappropriate though- not like I have to rush over and hump their leg anyway.

On another note, what is inappropriate is that my landlord (32 years of age) thinks the girl who plays 'Stacey' in that Stacey's mom video is much, much hotter and far more do-able than Rachel Hunter. fair point- gorgeous kid. Gorgeous 12 year old kid. He's aware he's a wrong'un though.

Oh, and looking in people's bedroom windows on the bus home. There's always somebody getting changed into their skivvies. And before anybody hassles me over it:

1. Net curtains are suprisingly see-through when you turn the light on.

2. Top decks of buses are in line with your bedroom window.

3. Of course we're going to fucking look, you tart.



My post work thrill that is. That and the joint/coffee/malcolm in the middle ritual.

I think I'm not going to apologise for volume this time. I heartily do not apologise for my volume.

EDIT- almost forgot one of the best things ever. Lurtz, Lord of the Rings trilogy. He makes me feel things in my womanly area.[anybody who says 'the kitchen?' shall be rubbed all over with sandpaper and anal sweat]

www.tlotr.com/film_pictures/character_pics/lurtz_saruman_chez.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 12:32, Reply)