Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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A stonking great hardoncan sometimes be the only sign of a serious back injury, parameds are taught. They discreetly check the relevant area and if priapism is evident, the patient must be immobilised to prevent further damage.
So when an attractive female paramed of my acquaintance attended an RTA a few years ago she checked the male driver and noticed that he was conscious, coherent and, you know, showing signs of 'life'.
She reassured him, told him to keep perfectly still and called for the fire brigade to urgently assist.
They rolled up, had a briefing from her, and cut the top and door off the brand new BMW, which until then only had superficial damage from being jammed in a hedge.
He was carefuly removed, placed on bodyboard, rushed to hospital, examined....
Yes, you've guessed.
He wasn't seriously injured at all, he was just pleased to see her.
She still hasn't lived it down.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 19:08, Reply)
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