Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Lace p-p-p-p-panties...Fresh out of college, I'm interviewing for my first "real" job. Suit, tie, the works.
A VP is sitting in on the interview with the manager, so she's sitting next to me. She's middling attractive but athletic.
Sure enough, she's wearing a skirt and sitting at an, er, advantageous angle.
And she crosses and uncrosses her legs a lot. Very nice, well toned legs.
Very soon I learn that she has excellent taste in very expensive lingerie. She favors old-fashioned white nylons, the kind that go most of the way up the thigh and then stop with lacy elastic. Ohhhh yeah. Daddy likes.
And white lacy panties.
Very thin lacy white panties.
And she keeps the downstairs rug nicely trimmed, too. Hmm.
Meanwhile, I'm fielding questions, asking questions, bantering, and generally handling the interview with aplomb. Didn't skip a beat, got the job, and got to ogle a lovely little clam to boot. But I did need to keep my portfolio securely on my lap.
Too bad it turned out she was an ignorant raving bitch lunatic from hell. After just a few days of working for her, her stiffy-inducing properties vanished under the constant flood of buzzwords and hectoring. She did do me the favor of eliminating my position eventually.
*pop!*
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:13, Reply)
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