Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Black leather + Sexy optician = Massive girly!hotWhen I was 14, I started getting horrible headaches after staring at the chalk board during Latin. (Nearsighted. Found that out later.) But I went to the glasses store to get my eyes checked, and the optician was a lovely young man, the sort of teenage fantasies- tall, short black hair, amazing eyes, bleh bleh bleh...
I soon realized that he was going to have to get very close to my face, and worried the whole time that he'd notice that I wasn't looking at the letters chart at all, I was looking at the leather pants he was wearing.]
MMM. LEATHER PANTS.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 2:52, Reply)
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