High school teachers
I went to an all-boys high school.

Sometimes the teachers caused, er, disruptions.

Incident 1: Latin

Latin was taught by one Mrs. K. She was tall-ish, quite slim, had *long* dark hair - down to her waist - and she didn't like to wear bras. As if to make matters worse, said teacher's name was not spelled so very different from 'climax'.

She would stand at her desk up the front, and mark students work by simply leaning over. I guess she knew exactly what this did - heck we were 15-yr olds for heaven's sake! It also meant the whole class got... very... quiet.

Anyway, one day, one of my fellow classmates obviously got enough as while Mrs. K. was leaning over he muttered a sudden 'MmmmPH! and bolted out of the classroom, bright red.

It wasn't me, honest!

Incident 2: History

History was taught for a while by a *very* fresh out of college Miss G. who was at the time dating a very popular soapy star from some show called 'Neighbours' or some such thing. Anyway, Miss G. and boyfriend had a breakup, and she was in a BAD MOOD.

She took one of my classmate's tennis ball that he happened to bring in after lunch, started pounding it against the blackboard, and proceeded to tell the whole class ALL about her relationship with said soapy star, what they had done, and where it all went wrong.

This was most likely the first time in our lives that we had ever heard a woman actually talking about the kinds of things we only read about in certain magazines. The result was a very quiet class of lads listening very earnestly, though all quite uncomfortable in the trouser.
(corinoco is waiting for the revolution., Sat 4 Feb 2006, 7:10, Reply)