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There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.

What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?

(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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tyne & wear metro system
Bloody public transport. Not the transport itself, more like the time of day...

My mornings usually go something like this:

8:20. Get on at the first stop. Train is empty.
8:22. 30% chance of the brunette posh bird getting on. 80% chance of the blonde schoolgirl getting on. I'd rag them both. At once.
8:30. Both those girls get off.
8:32. The dirtiest (in a good way) looking townie schoolie gets on. Rushes to sit next to me (I glare at most people so they tend not to).
8:34. Townie girl gets off. She's got most appealing ass I've ever seen. Group of 6th form girls get on. They're all lush, of course.
8:40. Try to subdue erection.
8:44. Give up.
8:45. Get off the metro (with the group of girls) and go to work.

This happens without fail every single weekday morning.

I wear very baggy jeans.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 12:29, Reply)

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