Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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listening to hot for teacher by van halen (always came into my head in maths) reminded me of my maths teacher, used to talk for ages and as a result spit used to collect at the corners of his mouth making it look like he'd been doin teh naughty, and a mysterious bulge used to appear whenever a particularly hot girl in my class asked for help, hes got a broken neck from a bicycling accident so he's paralysed....hehehe i'd be in complete control
( , Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:50, Reply)
listening to hot for teacher by van halen (always came into my head in maths) reminded me of my maths teacher, used to talk for ages and as a result spit used to collect at the corners of his mouth making it look like he'd been doin teh naughty, and a mysterious bulge used to appear whenever a particularly hot girl in my class asked for help, hes got a broken neck from a bicycling accident so he's paralysed....hehehe i'd be in complete control
( , Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:50, Reply)
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