Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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The joys of night coachesI remember this one time when I was coming home from the airport in a long-distance coach--I'd had a few on my flight home so I was rather pleasantly pished, in that lovely sort of buzz where you want to run around and do stuff. Not the best thing to be on a frelling coach. Also, the sort of state where randiness comes naturally. There was this incredibly hot bloke (don't even remember what he looked like now, but I'm guessing pale and interesting) sitting a few seats further to the front, sleeping and just exuding "ravish me now" vibes to my vodka-addled brain. I tried to look away, read a mag, not think about the sexpot blissfully asleep across from me, but to no avail. After about an hour of this (and hopeless squirming), I gave up and went to the lavatory to have a quick frig. The most disgusting place I've ever had a wank in, but I'm sure I would've exploded otherwise. That did the trick and I more or less slept the rest of the journey.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 15:30, Reply)
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